February 22, 2008

Shameless Self Promotion

The Blog may be dead but the bar lives!

It's time for Cocktails In Boquete.

Starting on Friday the 22nd of February Bajo Boquete's newest dive will be testing the waters on its opening weekend shakedown cruise by offering two for one libations to all alcoholics and wannabe alcoholics in town. We figure we're gonna screw up somebody's margarita the first time around so the second one's on us. Come and play the odds and see if you can get two good ones in a row.

Been jonesing for a caipirinha or a martini or a tequila sunrise? We got 'em. No? We've got wine and beer too. And Pizza!

Traveling on the main road in or out of Boquete proper turn toward the volcano when you see the corner with all the old yellow school buses (across the street from the library). We're less than a hundred meters (or yards) down the road. Look for the two-storey white dollhouse on the right and park like a Panamanian.

Johnny Walker Blue or Green Label, Glenfiddich 12 Year Old, Crown Royal for you Canadians, Bombay Sapphire martinis and Flor de Cana sipping rum is going to be plenty enough to confuse bartender Sandy.


January 13, 2008

Change Of Venue

Blogging now at: Boquete Cocktails.

December 03, 2007

Paz


October 29, 2007

It's Done

For now.

September 11, 2007

Another Day In The World

I woke up today in San Jose, Costa Rica having forgotten the date. I have an appointment here today to finally sell my car, unless something goes badly wrong. Everybody in the house has gone to work and being alone I decided for the first time in months to turn on and watch the TV.

I'll return to Panama again on Friday where I'll endeavor to avoid a newly encountered conspiracy theorist, another dissatisfied American abroad. I laughed at him the other night as I let him ramble on about the collapsing buildings. I found out about 'white hats,' you know, the 'good' people found few and far between in the CIA that are not plotting to conquer the world. That's how he finally explained Valerie Plame undercutting the Bush administration.

I will never forget. I will never forget who did this thing and why. I will try to continue to forgive or ignore the people who for whatever personal reasons need to look the other way. Like my new idiot acquaintance who insists that the President of the United States ordered the demolition of the World Trade Center Towers and the Pentagon. What a world these people must live in. I truly feel sorry for them.

August 30, 2007

Change of Scenery

After a couple-few weeks the laptop came back seemingly fixed and I had to delete almost a thousand email messages yesterday. The stolen connection here is slow and I don't know how long the computer is going to work, so we'll take this slow. Still in Costa Rica and can't wait to get back to Panama.

I'm going to try something different here starting with the next post. It's a germ of a thought that sounds interesting in my head. A novel of sorts, written live on the blog, where one may not know where the truth ends and the fiction begins. I crash and burn? So what- won't be the first time.

August 10, 2007

Fin

This might be a good time to retire the blog. Yeah, I know, how will the world live without me?

But the political season is 'coming up,' and I'm already tired of it. The John Kerry video thing got me going for a minute, and a blog post turned article I planned to submit to the Spectator went well for 1500 words. Then it died a quiet death.

I went to Amigos last night and talked about it for a bit, and ultimately ran into a lovely woman who, even with intimate family knowledge of Vietnamese suffering after the war, couldn't wrap her head around Kerry's blithe dismissal of the event. She was more upset with me.

I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I need to block politics out, and blogging will only lead to more. I don't know why Kerry was the last straw, but I saw in his latest antics a naked ambition and blood lust that I've simply not seen clearly before. Call it naiveté.

Although I use Kerry as an example, I don't consider this to be about him, nor do I mean to single him out for any particular abuse. It's just time to reassess my take and decide if I want to let it go, or take it up a notch. I'm not sure if I have the stomach.

I'll be heading out to Costa Rica for a few weeks starting on Monday and the blog will go away at least for now.

August 02, 2007

Got Nothing

I got nothing. There's a ton of political stuff I've been reading about that made my jaw drop but I can't find the energy to care at the moment. It's too much, fish, barrel, etc. Crumbling, deadly infrastructure, news chopper and air show crashes, celebrity stupidity; it should all be fodder for an outraged or amused blog post. Still- nothing.

The only thing that at the moment is even close to being entertaining, or bemusing, is this photo from Reuters of Senator, First Lady of Argentina and presidential candidate Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner.


The article it's attached to is entitled I'm No Hillary Clinton.

Article and photo just seem silly to me, and maybe it's my time spent south of the border that compels me to make the equally silly comment that Cristina is obviously hotter than Hillary.

See? Told ya' I got nothin'.

Oh yeah: Sean Penn- Hugo Chavez. Booorrrinnnggg. Have I lost my ability for self righteous outrage? Time for a nap.

Wait, I've got it! Caption contest! Let's start it off:

Argentina's First Lady Describes For The Press A Typical Night In The Presidential Palace

July 28, 2007

Reading Habits of Highly Successful People

It's sad to say but it's time to let my subscription to the Wall Street Journal expire the next time it comes around on the jukebox. I made the switch from print to pixels long ago, but for the last few years I rarely get past the email alerts from my inbox. Maybe it's a sign of my deteriorating attention span, but the best newspaper on the market cannot hold my interest anymore. Worse, the once awe inspiring Economist has gone from challenging to baffling.

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July 27, 2007

Kinder, Gentler Jihadis

My friend Johnny from Costa Rica is in town to do the visa renewal thing, and I've been waiting all morning and now well into the afternoon for him to show up. I'm guessing by now the rude bastard is out on a walking or riding tour and has blown me off. This means I get to take it out on you, gentle reader, with another essay of penetrating insight into our mutual and equally rude friends; the jihadis.


The caption to this picture reads:

The assassination of the Egyptian president Anwar Sadat in 1981 by Islamic militants, a key moment in the development of jihadist groups. Photograph: Makram Gad Alkareem/AFP/Getty Images

Here's the article that goes along with it from the Guardian.

A short background:

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July 25, 2007

Dogs

One of the weird things you get used to living in a third world country is the power outage. We're on number four in the past two days, and this past week has contained at least three others. Last night I was at the bar next door eating (bad) pizza when the lights went out. It was kind of fun as I followed the bartender on duty as he ran, flashlight in hand to go start the ancient generator.

By ancient I mean he had to start it by hand cranking, while another patron worked what I think was the choke. I think- because I also think it's a diesel and I don't know how those contraptions operate. I went back to my pizza and was reflecting on events when it struck me that I didn't turn off the computer in the house. At almost the same moment the bartender pointed to the streetlights. The outage had lasted less than five minutes.

I did a quick calculation as to whether the UPS would last that long followed by a mental shrug, as there was nothing to be done about it anyway. It did bring home again how precarious my expensive electronic gear's existence is as I just two days ago regained use of this laptop by some means that continues to escape me.

I can hear the generator from next-door chugging away in the background from one window and the birds and other critters making their noises through the one closest to me. The delivery trucks pulling up to deliver stuff to the mini market seem louder as does the banter from their drivers. When the grid is down it's easier to feel where we are, in a small valley up near the top of the mountain, cut through by streams and rivers, bugs, birds and big rocks spit out by the volcano long ago.

I can hear a dog barking like crazy somewhere up the hill. I was confronted by a dog the other night while I was walking to the main supermarket in town. A few times in my life I've been surrounded by dogs. They seem all too easily to revert, even after thousands of years of domestication, to the ancient pack mentality. There are nights I've experienced in both Costa Rica and Panama where there is just a feeling in the air that the dogs are out. That feeling is also thousands of years in the making.

I felt it the other night and less than a hundred yards from my house I saw a large black dog looking up at me from a few blocks away. It was easy to change my course after one bark, and he didn't come after me. A few blocks on I imagined I saw another, though he didn't see me, and I kept on the main road. I had to cut across town to get to the market and it put me on the road in front of the firehouse, which, for some reason is devoid of streetlights.

I felt a chill before I heard the dog come skidding to a stop alongside of me. About the only thing in my experience that I've come to count on in these encounters is that they won't usually attack you from behind. They seem to need to see your face, or at least your eyes, first. With more than one it's the big dog that gets this face time, the rest spread around the sides according to pecking order, and the smallest one is relegated to the rear to nip at your heels.

I glanced sideways to check out his size and he was small enough to throw if it came down to it. I've learned to never break stride, cross my arms so as not to give them something dangling to latch onto and never look at them directly for more than a moment at a time, especially not in the eyes. It lasted about twenty seconds until I got into the light coming from the supermarket and he backed off.

Last night in the dark, while watching Luis get the generator started I was bumped from behind by the big Golden Lab that my landlord keeps along with her Rottweilers. The dog has a big solid head and he was trying to push me out of the way so he could see what was going on. Sometimes on a Saturday night after payday I'll find him tied up at the bottom of my stairs to keep the drunks on their toes.

Potter Fetish

I have my say on the Harry Potter series over on Little Sheila's Book Fetish blog.

I manage to fit in Hugo Chavez, Libya, torture and rape, economics, AIDS, French President Nicolas Sarkozy's wife and manage to make the review all about me without touching a single plotline or character out of the entire seven book series. And I criticize the critics all in under 600 words.

How do I do it?

July 24, 2007

It's Back

The fabulous Phil Beecher, Mac Wizard of Boquete stopped by the house this morning as he was in the neighborhood. He asked if he could fiddle around with the laptop and having no better answer told him to go ahead. We took apart the back and reseated the ram chip and nothing seemed to happen.

There was a CD stuck in the drive and as we were yakking and pressing on various stuff that you can press on a computer he managed to make it eject. Then- the damned thing booted.

I've rebooted once, but I've yet to shut it down completely, which is the thing I did before it died. I'll save that for tonight.

Get Back

I can't seem to get the video link to work from FOX's website, but it has the most amusing segment on Manuel Noriega, former president and all around knucklehead of my adopted Panama.

I never quite understood the specifics of how we justified snatching him in the first place, but snatch him we did, and very few Panamanians want him back. A couple of weeks ago I was in a famous gringo bar in David and was poking fun at one of the bartenders about Noriega wanting to come home. Wrong move- as he intimated that were any number of Panamanians to get their hands on him they'd chop him in little pieces and feed him to the dogs.

My Spanish not being all that swift I caught bits of 'he killed my brother' flying around, though whether it was a friend like a brother, or his actual brother, I couldn't tell. The other day I was at Amigos discussing a local landowner (gossiping quite frankly) and he was accused of being a Noriega supporter. This is not a very well liked person. The gist of it was that were Manuel to come back to Panama everyone expects him to eventually insinuate himself back into the power structure.

Which brings me back to the FOX video. In it his current lawyer said he could "guarantee" that Noriega would do no such thing. I laughed out loud at either his naiveté or the outright whopper, as were Noriega to come 'home' to enjoy his grandchildren there exists a network of his 'death eaters' (small as it may be) ready to resume their place in the hot Panama sun. If what the bartender told me is true, there's also a group ready with machetes to make sure that doesn't happen.

Let's hope so.

July 23, 2007

Remembering

My Mother got exercised once when I was young when my grandfather showed me a book (or I found it and opened it) containing photos of piled bodies from the WWII death camps in Europe. It must have been the late sixties or so and Mom pitched a fit. Grandpa didn't back down though, and I can remember the look on his face as he stared into mine- he wanted me to get it, to remember.

They were black and white photos, small, the book was a paperback, and quite abstract for my young mind. But I do remember.

Writing this it comes to mind how I felt when I heard about what was going on in Rwanda. It was current at the time, happening while it was being described, and I burned at the fact that we- The United States- were doing nothing about it. I didn't understand why, and I didn't know how I could do anything about it.

There have been other similar events for me, but I came to accept that alone, I couldn't do anything about them, and I started paying attention to government and politics to try and understand these things. Later I started paying attention to the press.

The blogosphere has been an enlightenment for me. I'm not any happier, I still can't do much except spout off on my blog, but at least I can do that small part, as much as it annoys some people.

Today I learned that it is the 55th anniversary of the deportation of Jews from the Warsaw Ghetto from Ron Coleman's blog (via Instapundit). He makes a bold statement that I sadly have to agree with:

If we knew then what we know now, about the mass killings, the gas chambers, the sick human experimentation, the crematoria — if we knew it were going on right now …

America, and the rest of the world, would not do a damned thing about it.

It's a short post, it'll take maybe a minute, and I dare you to read it.

Obama said last week that even if genocide ensued if we left Iraq before it was ready, he would be OK with it. John Kerry said last week that when we left Vietnam nothing big happened. Others have said similar things, intimating that these kinds of events- murder on a mind boggling scale- are inevitable, if they really ever happened at all. People still quote Mao, venerate Stalin as a leader.

What is mind boggling to me is that these politicians are actually supported by the same folks who would piss right down their leg if they witnessed an old growth tree being chopped down. Killing a tree gets them tremulous, but the mass slaughter of humans can't get their attention.

Where do you stand?

July 21, 2007

Too Good To Pass Up

I know I should be working or at least reading my Harry Potter book, but my public service duties intrude:

They finally figured out what to charge algore's punk kid with.

Al Gore III, 24, faces two felony counts of drug possession, two misdemeanor counts of drug possession without a prescription and one misdemeanor count of marijuana possession, the district attorney's office said in a statement. Gore also was charged with a traffic infraction for allegedly driving faster than 100 mph....

In addition to [140 pills of] Vicodin, officers found Xanax, Valium, Soma, and Adderall as well as a small amount of marijuana.

Sooo..... this was all for personal use I take it? Anyone want to guess why 'intent to distribute' wasn't amongst the charges?

Gore is the youngest of Tipper and Al Gore's four children. He now lives in Los Angeles and is an associate publisher of GOOD, a magazine about philanthropy and aimed at young people.

Remember you 'young people,' it's GOOD to give your recreational drug money to the algores. They certainly know how to put on a show.

A Lie On The Face Of It

The San Francisco Court of Appeals has ordered Shell to "cease all operations" in furtherance of its offshore oil exploration north of Alaska.

Opponents contend that the Minerals Management Service approved Shell's plan without fully considering that a large spill would harm marine mammals, including bowhead and beluga whales.

Considering that only a moron would believe that Shell hasn't spent millions on environmental impact statements and filed mountains of documents to any number of government agencies, the phrase "without fully considering" must have some sort of esoteric linguistic meaning that the average mortal cannot fully comprehend.

And some people still seem to wonder why their gas bill keeps going up and why we're still dependent on foreign oil.

Hey wait! Isn't Cheney President for a day today? Hmmmm.........

Harry Potter Mania Invades Panama!

I got the email this morning and called the local book purveyor. Cover price only. That's 36 bucks for all you Amazon citizens paying half that. This would need to be a command decision on the spot. Do I really need this Now? If I wait it will be all over the internet and the newspapers PDQ, so the urge was definitely there.

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July 20, 2007

Study Says: Go Figure

More often than the times when I wonder where my common sense goes, I wonder where our keeper's common sense resides. As long as this imbalance remains, at least in my mind, it is my excuse to write and criticize.

Today's Atlanta Journal Constitution again feeds my ego by reporting on a study that proves the obvious:

Study: Anti-smoking ads have opposite effect on teens

By ANDREA JONES
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 07/19/07
The more exposure middle school students have to anti-smoking ads, the more likely they are to smoke, according to a new University of Georgia study.

Hye-Jin Paek, an assistant professor at UGA, found that many anti-smoking ad campaigns have the opposite effect on teenagers, backfiring because they actually encourage the rebellious nature of youth.

"They don't want to hear what they should do or not do," Paek said. Instead, she said, ads should focus on convincing teens their friends are heeding the anti-smoking warning because peer pressure has the most direct effect.

Paek and co-author Albert Gunther from the University of Wisconsin-Madison examined surveys from 1,700 middle school students about their exposure to anti-smoking ads and their intention to smoke. The study will be published in the August issue of the journal "Communication Research."

The study is the latest in a string of research showing that anti-smoking campaigns often have ad little to no impact on teens. In 2002, a study commissioned by an anti-smoking foundation found tobacco manufacturer Philip Morris' youth anti-smoking campaign was making students more likely to smoke.

Paek said the data showed middle school students are more like to be influenced by the perception of what their friends are doing, and that anti-smoking campaigns should be more focused on peer relations.

"Rather than saying, 'don't smoke,' it is better to say, "your friends are listening to this message and not smoking," she said. "It doesn't really matter what their peers are actually doing."

As a favorite family expression from my youth would have it, "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Of course the comments are full of the usual suspects.

July 19, 2007

Just To Make Clear That It Could Be Worse

I managed to watch this earlier in the day and not comment on it, but I've just read some commentary on it and just for the 'education' of my liberal and Democrat friends I'm now posting the link. Twice.

I've occasionally been embarrassed by things George Bush has said, the whole looking into Putin's soul thing comes immediately to mind, but if I were a righteous person I'd get down on my knees every day and thank baby Jesus that John Kerry never fooled enough people to get into the White House.

In a nutshell the clip is a very respectful Kerry voter calling into C-SPAN and asking the 'man with the hat' whether we could "force" the Iraqi government to have another vote and include the Sunnis in a more robust manner (remember, many Sunnis boycotted the last two elections, the first more so than the second) and with the opinion that Iraqi President Maliki is not on our side and that "he needs to be replaced."

Now I won't even start to get into the mindset of the caller, who seems to be confused on a number of fronts, but in the preface to her question to Kerry at least she has the presence of mind to refer to the problems associated with us leaving Vietnam, mentions the boat people and says she'd "really hate to go off and leave our allies” [in Iraq].

But to Kerry it's a mere bag of shells, as according to Mr. Heinz:

"Everyone predicted a massive bloodbath in Vietnam. There was not a massive bloodbath in Vietnam. There were reeducation camps, and they weren't pretty, and nobody likes that kind of outcome, but on the other hand I've met a lot of people today who were in those 'education' camps who are thriving in the Vietnam of today."

Emphasis mine, as if it needed emphasis. Remember kids, education, reeducation, it doesn't matter as long as you remember that it's only us that kill, and our enemies would thrive and live in gingerbread houses if we'd only leave them alone. Putz.

Just to be even clearer, read this award winning story from the Orange County Register for a quick review of the Vietnamese reeducation camps.

Hat tip Don Surber and Instapundit.