All right, a day in the life post and a political comment. I'm hiding in my office while my employee shows a customer around the store. I may have newly minted blue hair but I'm still too old (not good looking enough or not gay enough- take your pick) to be a shoe or clothing salesman. Plus she's cuter and the client is a guy. Nuff said. Plus everyone here seems to speak Spanish. Verdad.
Oops. More clients. And they're cute. Be right back.
Oh well. They turned a few price tags and bolted. Not the store for the faint of heart. As I was saying. Day in the life. We've been open a week and everyone is settling in. I like my crew even if the women seem to want to perpetuate as many stereotypes about women working together as they can muster. I'm used to it. I'll survive the spilt milk. My guy employee is cool and knows his stuff. The guard is the strong silent type and takes his job seriously. He scans the neighborhood at night when I load my crap into the car, and it's pretty obvious he'll crush anyone who deigns to attack either me or my crew.
Another damn customer. Bought nothing. Always when I'm trying to goof off. Still fixing little things like installing more lights in the storeroom, nailing the schedule to the wall and fixing the sink in the bathroom. I still have to change the lights in the shelving units but that will need to happen next Sunday.
Call from the mechanic yesterday and says I have to physically come into the shop, which is on the other side of the city, with my credit card. The service won't take it otherwise. So I sent the better half. Instead of charging what I told them to charge as a deposit, they made a charge over my limit and it was declined. Now I get to spend the morning tomorrow on the phone talking to my bank, then go back across town myself and charge the thing.
Yes, the car. Bought it for 8,000, spent 2,000 on repairs. Still overheated when I was in the mountains. Bought 2,500 in parts from the States and brought them and it to the (new) mechanic in December. Knew the heads where gone, knew the lifters were toast. What I didn’t know was the block warped. Found that out in January when I came back from Brazil. New block from the States 4,000 plus 750 shipping and 1,000 import taxes. Last week they called me into the shop to approve a parts list, labor to reassemble the thing and previous machining for the heads. $7,000. That's over 25 grand for a 22 year old car. Add that to the 17,500 for the little French replacement car and I could've had a real sweet ride.
They fixed the neon sign finally today. My screaming rampage over the phone on Friday seems to have helped. My salesgirl just sold a t-shirt for 25 bucks. Nice. Picked these cool things up in Sao Paolo at the Japanese Society. Excellent custom screens with Japanese motifs, Kanji and cute Chinese blouses for the girls. Manga stuff too. They are selling the most, likely because the price is less than half of the rest of the stuff. Sold a couple of BeGoth figures Saturday also.
A teen girl with goth eye makeup came in with her Mom today, my perfect customer. She pleaded and moaned and tried on two pair of boots. Mom said they'd return next week. "But I NEEEED them by SATURDAY!" "I'll ask your father." She'll be back, with or without Mom or Dad. At that age it's either get the boots or suicide. That's money.
Yesterday was Sunday, which I had planned to spend in splendid isolation, but the little lady invited friends to the house. I came downstairs to eat and chat for about a half hour before retreating back to the bedroom to read. Three months of intense work followed by the first week of finding out everything I did wrong (as well as right). Morphine would've been welcome.
I'm off to further refine the layaway plan and write instructions for the crew how to do it on the computer. Still no espresso machine but I have to find the right one. I want one that the crew has to manipulate a bit more than just push a button, but I can't have a gigantic one, and any of the home-pro machines that I've looked at look like they'll break within the first week of strenuous use. Somebody recommended an industrial supply place about two clicks from here but the French car is in the shop today: to investigate a noise that appeared just after the last time it was serviced. It's taxi time tonight.
Oops. Almost forgot the political comment. ABC is planning for that hot little stick of a creature Ally McBeal to star in a show as a conservative TV pundit.
Flockhart recently explained, "I really want to go back to work. It just seemed like the perfect time and the perfect project."
Perfect. She needs the work and a bunch of liberal Hollywood types need someone to push a fantasy version of a TV conservative. The producer says, "She's not Ann Coulter. She's not insane." Well thank baby Jesus they don't actually plan on her being insane. Jeesh.
You want good comedy? Have someone play a liberal TV pundit and make fun of him. Or her. You wouldn't even have to write scripts, just transcribe any Sunday talker and mug for the camera.