Breck Girl Pregnant With Hope (Of Blending Into the Shadows)
Remember John Edwards? He was the one with the pretty hair. He thought he should be President. Turns out he was banging the help, a third (or fourth) rate Hollywood 'filmmaker' that decided to have his secret love child instead of exercising her right to choose (not that there's anything wrong with that).
It also turns out that this affair was not as much of a secret as the press would have you believe and even now, after having caught him during a late night rendezvous, resist reporting on it. This, for those of you just tuning in, is known as being "in the tank."
While it may be possible that all network resources are otherwise occupied shining the shoes of a certain other Presidential hopeful in a war zone, my advice for those not already committed is to remember the Maine!
