!!FLASH!!
!Barack Obama and Rashid Khalidi party with Palestinians!
News from the Los Angeles Times that they have a secret tape has tongues wagging in Tinseltown. Amidst much alcohol and rubber chicken toasts were made to celebrate the placing of Khalidi at Columbia University in New York to carry on the work of Edward Said. Said spent his career telling scholars in the West that everything they thought they knew about the Middle East was wrong and gaining accolades for doing so. Khalidi will continue in that tradition.
My Hollywood connection is excited that after five long years the group has accomplished an even bigger task, getting party guest Barack Obama within a Pali-stone's throw to the White House with the help of the 'hoodwinked' New York and Los Angeles Jewish communities. Steven Spielberg has even been tapped to produce the coronation, um…. inaugural.
At least that's what I heard. Los Angeles Times blogger Tony Pierce has been fighting furiously behind the scenes to get the secret tape released to the public but has been shouted down by the man, I mean, the right wing demagogues.
I truly hope we can get verification of this from the Times in order to squash any rumors that might be coming from FOX News.