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September 08, 2008

Windows or a Window?

It seems painfully obvious that Microsoft has dug themselves into a hole and they need some help getting out of it. The Mojave Experiment was so transparent that heads should roll, and considering the stakes, maybe literally. Telling people they are stupid for not buying your product may not be the best marketing strategy. The second smartest computer guy I know tested Vista in Beta and warned me off of it. (The first smartest guy was raised on Unix.)

That said I think the Seinfeld/ Gates commercial was a real work of art.

Aside from its entertainment value it tells the story of Bill Gates and Microsoft and their history with Apple and Steve Jobs. Let's break it down:

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December 03, 2007

Paz


July 14, 2007

Do You Ride?

Link of the day: They go fast.

July 11, 2007

Interesting

Two resignations in two days, Bruce Bartlett and and Jeff Goldstein.

May 29, 2007

Coffee Auction

Just a reminder: the coffee auction is happening live right now. I just got the internet back after losing it Saturday night and will post in a bit.

Update:

Perusing the auction we find the varieties of coffee available here in the Boquete area: First up is Geisha, which seems to be taking the high price so far, then Criollo, Catuai (also Catuay), Catuai Mondo Novo (Novo being a Portuguese word so the bean may be originally from Brazil), Tipica (which from the word would seem to be the original local bean), Caturra, and BORBON.

I'll have to do some research about what I have in the back yard, but from the abuse the plants have suffered I would guess they are not one of the 'better' varieties. Now that I have some of the vocabulary to toss around I'm sure I'll be an expert in no time. Not.

Anyway, I culled some of the web pages from the local growers/exporters for those of you interested.

Café Ruiz is the big deal around here on the store shelves.
Casa Ruiz, which would seem to different from the above Café Ruiz.
Café Suarez.
Hacienda La Esmeralda seems to be the big dog on the auction block today with its Geisha beans. It's owned by Price Peterson (damn- no relation), and his dad was a big shot at Bank of America and the UN among other things.
The Lamastus Family Estates.
Café Kotowa.
Carmen Estate Coffee.
Finca Santa Teresa Estate.
Finca Hartmann.
Novo Coffee.
Cafetales Don Alfredo.
Café Sitton.
Café de Eleta, who swear they won't let kids pick the beans.
Ane finally Finca Lerida, which also has an eco lodge/bed and breakfast, and will probably put you to work picking the beans. Just kidding. Maybe.


Final Update: That was pretty interesting. Hacienda la Esmeralda kicked some serious ass with its Geisha beans closing at $99.99 per pound. The lots in this auction were relatively small (to my inexperienced eye), from 9 to 30 bags at 50 pounds each, and there should be more available later on. Hacienda la Esmeralda was selling only ten fifty-pound bags here. That's five hundred pounds of green beans for a total of $49,995.00. Sweet.

The next highest price per pound was $11.80 with prices ranging down to $1.95. There were four main bidders for the Esmeralda lot, with #567 crapping out at $60.10 and #918 seeing red at $72. The rest of the bid history is below the fold.

Final-final update: An email I just received:

From: Price

Here are the results of the Annual Best of Panama Auctiion. As apoint of reference, the New York exchange price today was $1.11 / lb and the previous world record for coffee at auction was $50/lb. Moral: Boquete's doing pretty good!



The final price was $130.00 per pound for the Hacienda la Esmeralda, not $99.99. Apparently the computer program wasn't set to cover three digits. Congratulations Price!

PS. You should click that last link for the results and to see who is willing to pony up for the good stuff.

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May 07, 2007

Big Idea Looking for Big Spender

I just finished exchanging email with my buddy who had initially sent me a New York Times article about home manufacturing. What this means is that in the future you would have a box in the corner that you could program to build stuff that you needed. An example that is actually doable with available machines is that pesky battery cover for the remote. The dog knocked it on the floor and the kid took it outside and buried it, or vice versa. If the data was available from the manufacturer you could download the 3D file, push a button and in an hour or six you'd have a plastic duplicate.

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May 06, 2007

Sarko Wins

Congratulations my French readers, you know I love you guys [ed.- you don't have any French readers. Oh.]. Royal would maybe have looked good in the glossy magazines for a few years but the Presidency ages one quickly. With Sarko at least maybe your car insurance rates have a chance of coming back to earth. Good luck with the 'youth.'

Oh, and congratulations to me. This was my 500th entry. Woo Hoo!

April 27, 2007

Ode To Doug Toby

I've long been an ass about not recognizing and thanking other blogs that have linked to my blog in the past and my current ecosystem ranking shows it. Since the new format change last year, which included a new more complicated url, I've fallen off the face of the earth link-wise.

Steve Graham from Hog On Ice and Steve H. Graham dot com has just graciously updated my link for which I thank him. He does a pretty good Christopher Walken. (you should click on the Amazon link to his book 'The Good The Spam and The Ugly' on this sidebar)

Doug Toby appears beneath the fold.

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April 21, 2007

Prosper

Read an article a couple of weeks ago (WSJ perhaps?) reminding me of Prosper dot com. They are a personal/business loan site that hooks up people with a little extra cash looking for more interest than they could normally get legally, without getting lucky in the stock market or hitting the lottery. People looking for cash create a listing stating why they want the money and declare what kind of interest they'd be willing to pay- up to and beyond credit card rates. I checked them out some time ago and thought the concept had merit and the recent article got me thinking.

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April 06, 2007

Oily Facts

Here's a link to an 'infoplease' webpage indicating the world's top oil producers, exporters, consumers and importers. Exhaustive in my efforts to bring you reliable information, here is the Wikipedia entry of top petroleum producing nations as well.

One would correctly assume that the United States is the top-consuming nation in the world, but did you know that we are the 3rd most prodigious producer, right after Saudi Arabia and Russia? We produce 8.69 million barrels a day but consume about 20.5, which means we import about 11.8.

Iraq, hitting the list at number 14, produces a measly 2.03 and exports even less, and Iran only coughs up 2.55 for export. Taking both country's total exports would still leave us almost eight million barrels a day short. Somebody's got to talk to George about mathematics and stuff 'cause we're definitely picking the wrong countries to steal oil from.

February 23, 2007

Another Senior Moment

I wasn't going to post on this one, but it turned up on Foxnews.com this morning.

I've got about two years under my belt here in Costa Rica and am just about through with it. Last night I read the above linked story about a group of senior citizens on a cruise taking a side trip off the boat while docked in Limon, Costa Rica. They were approached by three would be thieves, at least one of them armed, and they decided not to be victims. Two of the thieves ran off and one woke up dead at the hospital.

The tourists left on their Carnival cruise ship after the incident and Hernandez (police chief of Limon) said authorities do not plan to press any charges against them. "They were in their right to defend themselves after being held up," he said.

Costa Rica is widely known for its scenery, rainforests and beaches with long smooth waves that are ideal for new surfers. My brother honeymooned here and his praise for the place was a significant deciding factor for my move. It is in fact is a beautiful country, but it seems to continually shoot itself in the foot.

Petty and not-so-petty crime is a problem, and the police and judicial system are not so good at addressing it. The courts operate like a revolving door for criminals so the cops don't make a big effort to arrest people. Regular people have to fend for themselves for the most part, the upswing of which is that folks are quite fond of 'Citizen José' stories detailing the foiling of various criminal activities, especially when it involves killing one of the perps.

I witnessed this phenomenon for the first time watching the news one night. The report was about an attempted jewelry store robbery. The people in the street were all smiles, which was in contrast to the serious expression of the reporters. In the interviews the witnesses and lookie-loos all expressed their pleasure at the one dead and one wounded. The storeowner or employee (I forget which) responsible for the takedown was a local hero.

Except for the inevitable 'news' accounts for the next couple of days our senior Zorros are not likely to be further disturbed for their misadventure.

The cruise line said the guests were questioned by local law enforcement and then returned to the ship. The ship's departure from Limon was slightly delayed to await their return.

"Slightly delayed" sounds about right. The police are happy that the only detained suspect wasn't about to protest his innocence (from an obvious lack of breath) and that they wouldn't have to make an effort to track down the other two- for lack of available witnesses. The tourists were happy that they weren't stuck in some two-bit country waiting for some kind of investigation to 'clear them' of wrongdoing. It's a win-win kind of thing, except for the rest of the poor bastards stuck living here that lack reasonable police protection.

What you don't hear about much in the travel brochures is that two former Presidents are currently under house arrest and one is on the lam giving speeches on global warming. Were the latter to return here Costa Rica could be on track to set a record for ex presidential detention.

But the fun is about to end for me as I'll be leaving this interesting land in about two weeks, heading slightly further south to another offbeat locale to await the arrival of another infamous ex-Presidente. It's another border crossing and customs inspection, another payoff to the local authorities, and another Miami post office box to forward my mail. Should be fun.

February 17, 2007

News You Can Lose

News:

War- there are Two (2) wars going on. Two that get any press anyway, happening in Iraq and Afghanistan. It's cold now in Afghanistan so everybody seems to be taking a break. In Iraq the fighting seems to be going on within the newly captured 'green zone' of the US Congress, with Jumpin' Jack Murtha apparently the only one manning the front lines. Mostly he's concerned with R&R for the troops, which should make him popular with the fellahs (and the girls with whips and leashes) in both houses.

Politics- there is an election going on at this very moment that is between Sir Edmond Hillary, Obaba Luther King and Rudolf 'The Red' Giuliani ('Red' because of all the blood on his hands from his free abortion clinics). The outcome will decide who gets to succeed King George II at the end of the new cold war.

Social Issues- Free Speech: Two young 'vaginas' have had their rights to vulgar spewing trampled upon by Lord Breck Edwards. After being expelled from the Hair Lair the two femi-fisting trollops mounted an attack against the Pope for crimes against fashion- all because of that pointy hat.

Sports- Basket-hoop player Tiny Tim Faraway has expressed his pleasure that homosexual players have the decency to wait until retirement to embrace their sexual selves. Commissioner Really Stern punished Señor Faraway for having too much fun by excluding him from future 'special' reindeer games.

Global- Warming. Having scientifically proven the Algore effect (wherein anywhere that Algore goes it gets cold) the former politician has been asked to headline a series of concerts in places like Rio de Janeiro and Bahrain where he dresses up like a College Indian Mascot, sings and dances, and the chemically enhanced audiences wait for "snow."

Entertainment- In a bid of oneupsmanship following a rash of minor female celebrities shaving and showing their hoo-hoos, Britanica Smears has shaven her head. 'Nuff said.

Medicine- according to my inbox I can get generic Viagra for two bucks a pop. And I mean 'pop.'

Asia- in a jealous fit of pique Chinese pigs have hired soothsayers to demand their rights after the Los Angeles Zoo redesigned the Monkey cages using the ancient secret art of Feng Shui. Chinese authorities have responded that Los Angeles is 'not' part of China no matter how many restaurants they have, and that the Monkeys originally asked for the redesign in 2004. It usually takes three Chinese years to get through the red tape. By that time the pigs can expect to be on a steaming plate somewhere.

Local- Being that we can't be everywhere at once local citizen journalists are encouraged to notify us of news imaginings in their home towns. They may deposit verified/non-verified reports in the comments section.

January 10, 2007

Turning Japanese

Just added a 'J List' graphic link over on the sidebar for your shopping pleasure. If you're a Japan-ophile as I am you will like the stuff they sell. They have a distribution center in San Diego so a lot of their items are shipped quickly inside the US.

The link will bring you to a page where you can enter the PG version of the site or choose the link that will include adult items. They have lots of seasonal stuff like calendars and various Pocky items as well as cool toys and t-shirts.

December 25, 2006

Blogiversaries

Still wandering the internets and going for a recent record of three posts on the same day. Around three o'clock we'll be heading out to my gringo friend Charlie's place where I will make the attempt to not drink, or if I do, to have only one- or two. It will be a mixed party of Ticos, gringos and at least one right-wing Cuban woman whom I hope to engage in anti-Castro conversation for our mutual entertainment.

So I run across a blog called bRight and Early that is having a contest to add blogs to a database of blogiversaries. That would be a collection of blog anniversaries to remind the common folk of their individual joyous days.

As are many of us belonging to the male gender of the species, I tend to forget dates and birthdays. At least once (and possibly two times- I forget) I have gone so far as to forget my own birthday. It's a good day when asked the question that I remember immediately how old I am.

So I've applied for and have been accepted into the database for this particular blog-iteration (June 12, 2003 according to my archives) and will hopefully in the future be reminded of the day when I really should make sure I post something.

OK. That's enough for today. Otra vez, Feliz Navidad.

October 27, 2006

Trick Or Treat?

One of the things that rankles some folk about the Reuters news service is how it will occasionally editorialize within a 'news' item. For years organizations had slanted the news by not including items relevant to what's being presented. They by and large got away with this because no one interested had a sufficiently equal soapbox to challenge them.

That Reuters and other news outlets have begun in recent years to add 'editorial' content seems kind of a stupid move, as the advent of the internet has made pointing out this bogus commentary as easy as taking candy from a baby.

But the habit of omitting relevant facts and context continues apace along with the opinion peddling. Today's item is one that would seem to be missing context, if not humor:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Friday that Cuban leader Fidel Castro was walking about and making nocturnal trips outside Havana, countering rumors the ailing 80-year-old was dead.

"He is walking about and goes out at night to visit the countryside, villages and towns."

Now, Fidel's shade may be making nocturnal visits to the countryside, perhaps to good naturedly scare the children as Halloween creeps up on us, but that Hugo's words are reported without irony seems to indicate that Reuters has been sniffing the same brand of Voodoo dust as the leading Venezuelan.

What the heck. While we're at it here's another Reuters 'news' story, this one with selected context and editorial.

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October 06, 2006

Virtual Detention

Yeah, so I should be doing some work right about now, but I'm going through the interview article I linked as an update in the last post and playing with Google Earth. I love Google Earth. I'm in Cuba at GTMO and looking at the detention facilities.

In the interview the psychiatric nurse says he can't describe the location of the detention facilities but mentions that he was on a winding road coming from the docks as he approached them. GTMO isn't really that big as you may imagine, so following one of the available roads across the mountains I came to the facilities, which are on the beach. Guantanamo Bay is on the southeast end of Cuba.

As of the time the interviewee left the island in May the Camp 6 maximum-security area was under construction. It now appears to be completed, as it would have to be, to house our newest muy peligroso guests. I'm thinking it's the asterisk or star shaped facility within the pentagon-looking wall to the east of the earlier facilities. Looks pretty hardcore. These guys ain't going anywhere for a while.

If you want to experience the same creepy feeling that I am, go to 19º54'08.40" N by 75º06'05.72" W, which should put you smack dab in the middle of the 'Wire.' Have fun.

September 19, 2006

Avast Ye Bilge Rats!

In other important news it's Talk Like a Pirate Day.

September 14, 2006

Good News For Poor People

The World Health Organization has finally decided to push countries to start using DDT to kill the mosquitoes that transmit Malaria. (link for subscribers)

[The] WHO, a public-health agency that is part of the United Nations, includes plans to spray DDT, or dichloro-diphenyl-trichloroethane, in small amounts on walls and other surfaces inside homes in areas at highest risk of malaria. The disease is carried by mosquitoes and infects as many as 500 million people a year. Malaria causes about one million deaths a year, and most of its victims are in sub-Saharan Africa and younger than five years old.

It's refreshing to see the UN actually take action to save people's lives on a large scale. Now maybe they'll do something about Darfour.

June 23, 2006

Please Remove Your Birkenstocks

It all makes sense now; Norm Minetta was the only Democrat in the Bush cabinet. He's going away now, and I have just a little glimmer of hope that someone with a modicum of common sense will take over command of the Flying Nail Clipper Nazis.

April 30, 2006

The Kingdoms of This World: a book review

All right, so I read Gabe Posey's 'The Kingdoms of This World.' I was just shamed into reviewing it by a cartoon on the Internet. I'm supposed to be reviewing books for a website (to be revealed later when I actually start to do this), and as Gabe is a low budget Internet guy, I took his original request for reviews seriously. Now I see that the site that I'm supposed to be reviewing books for already 'has' a review of Kingdoms, and he's involved in the site (small world) so you're stuck with it here.

I don't know why I downloaded it, probably some God-like Internet Blogger recommended it and I slavishly followed (must. show. more. self. control.). But it was totally fun. I thought I was reading one kind of book, and the point of view of the drifter/narrator was pretty interesting. I was getting into his head as he was poking around other people's lives. I've spent some time on the road and met some real interesting people, and it seemed credible.

Then it got weird. Not in the "I've given you a ride and how about doing something for me" kind of weird, but in an X-Files kind of way. I liked the X-Files. Mostly. Then the story took a left turn that threw me. After the initial shock of 'what the hell is this?' it got real fun.

Like so… you've got a totally normal drifter wandering around Texas (or, Takes-Us further on down the road) looking for work. Born into the life he has an interesting worldview going on inside his head. The sun is brutal, the day is turning him inside out, and he finally gets a ride. The guy looks him over, seems to see a little of himself in the wanderer, and offers him work on the ranch. Stories are told of old strange happenings, and of course the X-Files kicker is, 'they are happening again.' And so they do.

The town, Drycreek (alloneword) was formed literally, as these things go, around a dry creek. At the founding, after the first rain when everybody was celebrating, somebody went and broke his neck diving into the shallow water. They left him there, poor Henry Shanks, in the creek, or what was left of it, for a hundred years. Then he moved, and it went all downhill.

Along comes Tommy Woodbine, our unlikely hero, to get caught up in the mess, which is half Twilight Zone, half Animal Planet and half Stranger in a Strange World. I know that adds up to more than it should, I took math (maybe I should subtract the X-Files thing to even it out); but we are talking about different worlds here, which is where Tommy eventually winds up. Um, in a different world.

As Woodbine makes the jump he dons an anthropomorphic animal guise with hooves and fur and a taste for salt, and Posey has fun imagining what it would be like to have a rational mind in a body that still has all its feral senses. You know, kind of like how dogs sniff each other to say hello and find out what the other is up to? Not to mention the rutting.

But it's all not fun and games; there's war afoot, politics, intrigue, deception, loss, reunion, people (animals?) suspended in boxes and all the other stuff that you'll find in the Sunday Edition of the NY Times. I still can't make it through three quarters of the stories in the NYT but I read this right through. It's available in a dead tree edition to spill your coffee on, or as a download here for a couple of bucks. This is the third book I've read via download in as many months, and my Amazon bill has dropped appreciably, though I'm tempted to pick up a hard copy for the collection. What more of a recommendation could you ask for?


April 19, 2006

Back?

Well, it sort of works. At the moment I seem to have chosen basic black. This will change, maybe tomorrow. I'm guessing the lovely Sheila will have the rest of this newfangled bloggy working in no time. Ahem.

The store is also sort of coming along, though I'm pretty sure I lost my main Brazilian supplier due to pricing issues, which raises the issue of 'what do I do with that big damn Brazilian flag?' that I bought in Sao Paolo (the other items I bought in Brazil are Japanese and Chinese items, which would call for something other than a Brazilian flag. Did you know the largest Japanese population outside of Japan is in Sao Paolo?). The silver lining is that unless I'm ordering Prada my initial costs are going to go way down. The shoes from Brazil were the reason I started this thing, and I'm hoping I can still get them later on if all goes well.

Which also means I may be coming back for a week or so to L.A. to try and replace my current lack of footwear, though I've got no responses yet from the suppliers I've contacted. Situation Normal, etc., etc. But the paint looks good and the ghastly green sign on the front windows has been removed.

I will hopefully have a surprise to replace said ghastly green sign by a Long Beach, CA artist, whose name shall remain mum until he's finished getting inspired. Logo per se is still undecided and undone. I am homing in on the diamond plate I want to use for some of the shelving. My first attempt at a splash page for the store is here: http://www.modapeligrosa.com . Copy and paste if you so desire.

We have an appointment with the lawyer tomorrow to pick up the official paperwork for the company so that we can get the proper building permits. This country is such a small town that two different sets of officials have curiously been by asking questions (in Spanish, so I missed most of it), and I can almost sense the excitement of the locals as they smile and walk by the windows wondering what the heck will finally show up in the space. I hope they're pleased.

As for those of you who expect socio-political rantings from your suave host, thank your lucky stars that I wasn't able to post this past week. I had items on the upcoming Flight 93 movie, the Romney Massachusetts healthcare miracle, the Gospel of Judas and much more that are all going to go by the wayside. Didja ever think about that next to Eve (who got us thrown out of the Garden but still gets a pass from most people 'cause she was a hot naked chick), Judas has been the one taking it on the chin for over two thousand years? I mean, what did Christ know and when did he know it? I'm just sayin'.

Amen.

February 07, 2006

A Nail Biter

Here's a link to a short article I did for the American Spectator on the local Presidential election here in Costa Rica. It's short, about 500 words. Today it's on the front page but let me know if the link changes.

December 15, 2005

Festival de la Luz

Last Saturday I hung out with the Brazilians for the Festival de la Luz in downtown San Jose. The festival is the Costa Rican version of the Macy's or Rose Parade, having floats and all that (though of a more humble variety) and, as I found out, lasts all damn day and into the night.

We gathered at the Soda Tapia in Paseo Colon just east of Sabana Park around noon. We staged around 1:30 and the first group to go went around three. We were approx. the fifth group in line and ended up on Avenida Sugundo near the National Museum around quarter to six (which is when the fireworks start and the lighted floats begin). Well past 9 PM I was already in bed watching the rest of the parade wind down.

Here's the link for the front end of the parade. I made the page mostly for the Brazilians to see if they can find a picture of themselves to send home to family and friends in Brazil, but there's some other stuff in there too.

September 21, 2005

Mmm, Pork!

An idea whose time has come: PorkBusters.

No one usually complains when they get pork. It's tasty, and it doesn't seem to cost that much. It's only when you watch the other guy gorge on it, eyes glazed, fat dribbling down his chin, that you get the urge for the life of a Vegan. But then the waiter brings you your share, and you don't see the other guy anymore as you cut into the juicy. You get the idea.

But when we get to the point where we can't see our toes, or have to move out of the split-level to a ranch because the stairs seem to be more of a challenge than they used to be, it's time for a diet. One of these times is now.

The cost of the Katrina relief effort has brought into focus, for the moment anyway, how much pork we have on the table, and it's time to share. But the initial response of our politicians has made it clear that they're not going to stop eating unless we wire their jaws shut. This is where you come in.

The now famous $200-300 million Alaskan Bridge to Nowhere (nowhere unless maybe you want to visit Ted Turner's sea lions) and Tom DeLay's famous remark:

"My answer to those that want to offset the spending is sure, bring me the offsets, I'll be glad to do it. But nobody has been able to come up with any yet,"
have inspired a thousand blog posts and now, PorkBusters.

Porkbusters is a new site where you can go to provide answers to Mr. DeLay by calling your own congress-critter and asking them whether or not they can find any fat to cut. You can then add that, or any fat that you've found in your own, to the database (it's real easy). Here's the where you can go for related blog posts.

If you've contributed to the relief effort, that's great, and that effort has raised an enormous amount of cash. But we're talking billions here (over 300 of them), and it's already been taken from your pocket. So visit, and if you're so inspired, send an email or a snail mail to the guy[s]/gal[s] in your state (you know, the one[s] with their hand in the cookie jar), and tell them you care.

Note: Credit goes to Instapundit for running with this and N.Z. Bear for putting it all together. Go team!

September 19, 2005

Aye, Matey!

It's Talk Like a Pirate Day! I almost missed it (Thanks Glenn). And in honor of the pirates and mutineers of the HMS Bounty, here's a link to The Bounty Trilogy* which I've just finished, and one to an acount of Pitcairn Island: Life and Death in Eden where they mostly wound up killing each other off (I'm reading that right now). and finally a link to Captain Bligh and Mr Christian, which I will dig into next. I would be remiss if I didn't include this, and this, and this (although you'll need to wait a while for the last one).

*Most people don't think of the mutineers as pirates, but as they took the ship and its contents, after throwing Bligh off, they were officially considered as such.

September 07, 2005

Go Lance

Via Drudge/Breitbart this story on Lance Armstrong training again this year with the team. Choice bit:

Armstrong, who announced his engagement Monday to rock singer Sheryl Crow, issued a statement Tuesday confirming that he's considering a comeback in part to rankle French media.

The article notes his comfortable winning margin. "The way he won this year ... everything pretty much under control and he never showed any weakness. He has another Tour in his legs yet." Rankle. French media. Heh.

September 03, 2005

A Harsh Bit of Criticism

But to my country I want to say this: During this crisis you failed us. You looked down on us; you dismissed our victims; you dismissed us. You want our Jazz Fest, you want our Mardi Gras, you want our cooking and our music. Then when you saw us in real trouble, when you saw a tiny minority preying on the weak among us, you called us "Sin City," and turned your backs.

Anne Rice launches a screed in the New York Times in which she lets it all hang out about what she thinks about the reaction to the disaster in New Orleans. It's damn near blog-like in its seeming lack of an editing filter, and I wonder if she insisted it be released as is or if the Times editing staff wanted to have a little fun. Worth a look for sure.

All About the Oil

Back in the early eighties I was one of those millions glued to the tv watching Dynasty. I remember disliking Linda Evans's flat ass so much I would use her whiny scenes to go to the kitchen for munchies; but Joan Collins, oy, that was a dame. One also may recall that the show was the launching pad for one of the cheeriest lasses in show business, Heather Locklear.

But, weirdly enough, the one thing that always stuck with me was the business end of the show: oil. I don't know how badly I'm mis-remembering, but if I'm not mistaken one of the story lines was about shale oil. The idea about pulling oil out of rock and breaking free of the vicious talons of OPEC smacked of fantasy, but unbeknownst to me it was apparently being looked into in the real world. (Here's more info on the show's first season and the oil business. Scroll to 'Facts of the Case'-second paragraph.)

In later years I had discussions with my good friend Jim Picerno (who writes on things economic at the Capital Spectator) about this, and he assured me that the technology was unfeasible, owing to the high cost of extracting the oil and the dirty mess to be cleaned up afterwards.

Today two articles come to my attention that to me seem amazing good news in light of the current world situation, made especially clear now that a major supply of domestic oil is at least temporarily off-line in the Gulf.

The first (via Instapundit) is from the Rocky Mountain News reporting major advances from the Shell Oil Company in extracting the black goo from shale. With older technology it was estimated that oil would have to sustain $30-45 a barrel to make economic sense for extraction from shale. Today prices hover in the high sixties to low seventies, and the newer method, because of its cleanliness and low 'energy-in-to-energy-out' ratio, would drop the ultimate cost of extraction even lower. That's good news.

Better news is the method itself. In the bloody fight over ANWR the argument against drilling mainly consisted of the fear of a spill that would damage the critters and surrounding environment. In that regard the new Shell technology looks incredibly safe, without pitting the politics of energy independence and national security against those of the environmentalists. The new extraction method uses heat to separate the oil from the rock right there in the ground,

Drill shafts into the oil-bearing rock. Drop heaters down the shaft. Cook the rock until the hydrocarbons boil off, the lightest and most desirable first. Collect them

and:

"how do you keep the hydrocarbons from contaminating ground water? Why, you build an ice wall around the whole thing. Next you take the water out of the ground inside the ice wall, turn up the heat, and then sit back and harvest the oil until it stops coming in useful quantities"

The bestest part yet is that we've got plenty of the stuff right here in the good old usofa. It's been suggested that artificially jacking up the price of oil would encourage development of alternative energy sources. This of course would screw up the market, and at the very least put us at a disadvantage to other countries that didn't jack up prices. One of the reasons the US economy remains strong is that other countries artificially inflate fuel prices with onerous taxes (and uh, where is the European alternative fuel car?). Now that prices are reacting to real market input, both shale oil and alternative energy have a chance. Just as it should be.

But let's address reasonable fear of falling prices that would put the oil industry in a sticky wicket were they to spend big and get hammered, like in the eighties. For that and more we go to India:

According to the Times of India there is "enough oil trapped in shale and coal deposits in Ass-am and Arunac-hal Pradesh to produce 140 million tonnes per year for 100 years."

Compounding the good news is that it would enable India to convert 'dirty' coal already mined in the province, which has a substantial amount of pollutants, into 'clean' high grade oil.

Assam coal is, technically, a sort of solid petroleum deposit (it is a marine sediment like oil, not a carbonised forest like conventional coal). This makes it especially suitable for conversion to oil. Assam coal has much sulphur, so it is a high-pollution fuel for thermal power. But coal liquefaction yields ultra-clean oil, leaving behind sulphur as a by-product that can be used for fertilizer manufacture. Coal-mine rejects (containing more shale than coal) already lie piled up at mine-heads in Assam, providing ready-made material for a shale oil project.

This 'clean' extraction of high-grade oil and usable by-product is possible using 'older' readily available technology.

Local politics are just as important in India as they are in the US. And as with US concerns over the environment, it turns out the political ramifications of shale oil extraction in Ass-am province are also positive:

Over 90% of OIL's staff [Oil India Ltd.] are Assamese, so ULFA and other militant outfits are unlikely to paralyse such a project with bandhs.

With the spectacle of knuckleheads in Iraq constantly trying to disrupt the oil infrastructure, the lesson here is to mollify the local hotheads.

The geopolitical ramifications of acting on this new technology are staggering. The importance of the Middle East tyrants would dissipate to nil, transportation costs (at least in the US) would drop drastically, and India, the world's largest functioning democracy, could replace the medieval Saudi empire as the exporter of choice for much of the world. (The top three US exporters are, in order: Canada, Mexico and Saudi Arabia). And, with a virtual doubling (or more) of the world's oil supply, prices would eventually drop. Which is where we address those oil company investment fears:

To attract bidders and ensure again a sudden dip in future oil price, the government should guarantee a floor price of $35-40/barrel. In return for such a guarantee, the government could ask for a 50% share of any price hike above $60. This would make the project attractive for both bidders and guarantor.

Applicable to the US, this arrangement (or something like it) could be for a limited time until the capital costs of paying for the investment in infrastructure were offset, and could be further tied to requirements to fund development of alternative fuel sources at unaffiliated companies (with appropriate profit sharing agreements) to satisfy the Greens when the money was good.

Yes, I can already hear the arguments of gluttony, sloth and free ice cream for multinationals, but the upside I think is well worth fighting for. Here's for a return to the go-go eighties, more monstrous SUVs and maybe a new Dynasty TV series in High Definition with a new Joan Collins. Maybe Salma Hayek could run the company this time. Yeah, that's the ticket.

August 27, 2005

Nigerian Connection

I don't know how long these things stay posted, but here's a strange one about missing music producer Christian Julian Irwin that I saw original mention of a few days back. Here's part of the article in case it goes away:

LOS ANGELES A Grammy-nominated music producer who has been missing since Sunday called a friend that day on his cell phone to say he was being chased by people with dogs, authorities said.

Christian Julian Irwin (search), 48, of the Topanga area of Los Angeles, called a friend around 3:45 a.m. and said he was being chased through water and had lost his glasses and shoes in a creek, Los Angeles County sheriff's officials said Wednesday.

Deputy Luis Castro, a sheriff's spokesman, declined to comment on reports that Irwin was caught up in an Internet scam run by Nigerians. His sister, Sharon Riolo, has said he got scared when he received a check for $50,000 in the mail from the group.

I poke fun at the Nigerian scams over at Scam-O-Matic, but I warn that these knuckleheads can be dangerous. This would be, as far as I know, the first high profile case showing these bastards to be operating in the US.

Maybe it's nothing, but I'll keep an eye on it. (Yeah, haven't posted much over there recently as it's mostly cut and paste from my inbox and I haven't been that bored lately)

July 06, 2005

Good One

A real quickie before I drop back into the black hole: Captain Ed interviews Bernie Goldberg at Captain's Quarters. Link is to part one.

May 28, 2005

Friendster Spam

So I signed up for Friendster some time ago to support my friend Frown the Clown. You'll have to do a search because I don't know how to link to Friendster, and of course you have to be a member. But if you are and you feel like it he needs friends, and he's of course looking for a date with that one lucky woman. Here's part of his profile:

About me:

I'm neurotic, angry, bitter, and filled with fear from the time I wake up til I stumble to bed. I have skills but I refuse to use them. Children make me nervous and I would rather not be around people. I often talk to myself and I am considering becoming macrobiotic. Madonna inspired me to wear a little red string on my wrist, but it came off during one of my black outs. Damn.

Who I want to meet:

I want to meet someone who will take me away from it all. Someone who will cut my sandwiches into 4 squares, hold me when I am nervous (which is all the time) and shut up when I am cranky. I never want kids and if you ask me to tie a balloon I will knock your block off. But I am a great kisser. Think I have a chance?

You get the idea. Anyway, from time to time I get spam from some Filipina women looking to come to America and this morning from some guy selling timeshares or something. Tonight brings a harmonic convergence of a Filipina woman pulling off an African 419 scam, which is the main theme of my other website.

This one just seems special because it contains the words Cote d'Ivoire which took me a minute to remember is the Ivory Coast, which just sounds exotic to my ear, so I thought I'd share it here also.

Date: May 28, 2005 1:34:00 PM PDT
Subject: Dear Brother In The Lord,
Message: Dear Brother In The Lord,

I am Mrs Nenita Villaran-a citizen of philippine, widow and legitimate heir to the late former Minister of finance who was assassinated for been working with the ex-president Joseph .E inphilippine.

I inherited a total sum of 20 million dollars from my late husband, The presure from my decease husband's family for this money has compelled me to leave Manila and have the money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company Cote d' ivoire under a secret arrangement as a family treasure.

This means that the security company does not know the content of this box that was shipped from the Philippine to Cote d'ivoire under a diplomatic coverage.

My purpose of asking for your assistance boil down to the fact that I don't want my late husband's family to be aware or name involve, and the deposit statement of the box authorized the company to make this box avaliable for shipment on request
only to my foreign bussiness / associate representative, though unname.

Hence I want you to contact the the security company as my bussiness partner / associate,
after receiving the prove from me to enable the company release the consigment to you
diplomatically, while I join you on the arrival of the box.

I have recently paid all demurrage, storage charges and the shipment fee, all you need do is to help me contact the security company and introduce yourself as my bussiness partner / associate, requesting the shipment of the box.

And as soon as Diplomatic shipping agent approved the shipment and tell you the arrival date of the box then I will join you to give you 15% of the money instantly before I go on with the proposed investment in your domain provided is
secured and investment friendly.

Please if you are interested and willing to represent
me as my bussiness partner kindly write me on
this email address (villaran2002nen@yahoo.com)
as soon as possible.

I awaits your urgent response

Best wishes

Madam Nenita Villaran.

Update: Apparently I can link to Friendster. If you have an account you can click here for Nenita.

May 19, 2005

Introducing 'Scam-O-Matic'

Click the link for 'Scam-O-Matic,' the latest product from the mind of petefredbob, which will leave you bewildered and bemused as ESL folks from around the globe (but mostly Africa) attempt to tempt you with tales of riches to be had if you would only.

Ever since my run-in with the good Doctor last year I've been collecting these things and it is time to clean out my inbox.

May 11, 2005

Art Boy

Here at Portfolio with Rodney trading ideas for some new art maybe. I'll let you know if anything artsy comes out of it.

March 02, 2005

Skype

I ran across an article in the WSJ (pay only) the other day as I was catching up on news from the US. I got about a paragraph into it and just clicked on the link. I've since been calling the US for 2.3 cents a minute from the iBook (700Mhz/256 MB ram: second generation Airport), using the built-in mike and the noise canceling headphones I got for flying. It works.

I've used internet telephony before and it sucked. This doesn't, especially when it costs over a buck a minute to call from my cell. The cost is based on where you call to, and has nothing to do with where you are. A call to any number in the US costs the same from New York as it does from China. Even better, if your intended call-ee has a computer, it's free.

I like to think I can spot something good like the old blogosphere when it happens, and this is good. I'm already thinking of a blue tooth headset for when I upgrade the computer.

I don't know how well it works, but for those of you with dial-up, Skype says it also works with slower speeds. For those of you doing international business, you can also trade files and IM's in real time while talking.

I haven't made any computer-to-computer calls yet, but I've made at least half a dozen calls to both cell and lands lines in the US and have had no problems.

February 03, 2005

Forcing Culture Down My Throat: A Review

Big night out last night at the Pantages Theater in Hollywood. Why hasn't anyone told me about this place? The only way my limited experience can describe it is Rococo/Art Deco/Glitz, and quite impressively so. Sorry, no pics. I was the guest of Jay Reiner, theater critic for the Hollywood Reporter, for the 'real' opening night of L.A.'s road portion of Chicago with Patti LaBelle. The other star, Wayne Brady, fell ill, so Tuesday's first performance was considered a shakedown cruise for the adjusted cast.

Nothing goes as planned however, so I wound up being almost an hour late by a simple misreading of the time. I waited for Jay on the empty sidewalk outside for about five minutes until habit reached for my cell. A message waiting, oops. I bolted inside, found my ticket, and walked in on Billy Flynn's number 'All I Care About,' the girls working magic with white, feather fans.

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February 02, 2005

A Tale From the Green Side

So far this is my favorite story from Iraq's election this past Sunday. The Marines are involved.

Of course not everyone voted in Fallujah today but just under eight thousand people did. No one expected such a turn out and any voting in Fallujah at all seemed like fantasy just three months ago.

There are no delusions here as the insurgency is still alive and well and the Marines know that Fallujah remains a dangerous place. There is still much work to be done. Just outside the city, guys were still fighting their tails off today. But for one day in Fallujah it was great to watch the Marines and Iraqi Soldiers enjoy a little success that they sacrificed so much to earn.

Tomorrow will probably be back to business as usual. However, even after all that the Marines have seen and been through you could see it on their faces - Today was a good day.


Read the whole thing, via Instapundit.

January 31, 2005

Cat Scratch Theory

Victim 'Neck' writes today and has the courage to admit to reading this humble page more than once:

Hello Pete:

I have been visiting your site for about 6 months and have enjoyed it very much. I think your political views are right on and very insightful.

I have trouble reading this stuff more than once myself, as is aptly demonstrated by the first draft character (I like to refer to it as character) expressed herein. But of course my ego is stroked and I've been invited to expound further:

I am interested to hear about your experiences in San Juan. When do you leave? I hope it is a successful trip.

I'm assuming that Neck means my future experiences, as I've already posted what has been described and derided by those less inclined to polite discourse as "boring," "too long to read everything" and "can you break it up a bit?" For this Neck is my new hero and thus rates special prominence right here on the front page.

And finally we get to the crux of the matter; Neck wants to know my secret:

how do you get a lovely women to call you up for some quality time? Lastly how expensive is it to stay in San Juan for a month? I hear that the women can be beautifulAnyhow if you have any secrets tell me.

Ahh Neck, now you've really done it, as I have a unified theory in the regard for the first part, and a qualified answer for you and the rest of my three readers for the second. Second point first: primarily it would be San Jose, Costa Rica that I have experience with, not San Juan, which is in Puerto Rico. Though from my experience growing up across the river from Perth Amboy, New Jersey (known in my youth as Pertho-Rico) the women there must be just fine.

Back in the day, the warning to us would be cultural tourists looking across the river for companionship was that all their brothers had knives. Think Sharks/Jets/West Side Story. I had a date once with a lithe Dominican girl (as the Dominicans were said to be less prone to violent outbursts than the Puerto Ricans and my nascent death wish hadn't yet fully developed). Neither one of us spoke the other's language, and she had a sister even more beautiful than she was. It was my first lesson that sister fantasies my not actually translate well to the intended sisters.

As for the San Jose girls I can only say it boils down to attitude. Say 'hi' to a woman on the street here in the States and a range of options present themselves--from a sunny smile and returned greeting to a dark, over the shoulder glance as she turns to spit on your shoe. In Costa Rica you are as a god; as you are likely a tourist with money, or fed up with wiping lipstick-tinted saliva off your shoes and are looking for someone more appreciative of your innate charm. If the first part sounds too familiar, or the second appealing, then San Jose is your kind of place.

As far as expense, San Jose can be very reasonable, as I've found a place for three hundred American bucks a month, which I've been told is high. On the other hand, staying at one of the casinos or the eighteen-story Holiday Inn can be a very attractive option; if you're not seeking to look 'too-budget.' The hotels also tend to be very understanding about bringing 'dates' back to your room. All in all it depends on what kind of 'relationship' you're interested in.

Now for my theory as pertains to getting the attention of a 'lovely woman.' I have one word for you: get a couple of cats and study them. Or at least rent Catwoman and study Halle Berry very closely (this will help in more ways than one, as because of the horrible reviews and weak box office we must as a nation encourage Halle to make more movies, even if they do suck).

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January 28, 2005

Volkswagons for Suicide Bombers

This is just too cool.

Via Baghdad Blogger via Iraq the Model.

January 06, 2005

Corporate Blogging

I've been kind of jaded, I guess, when it comes to blogging and bloggers. It seemed natural to me that Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban should start a blog, even though on reflection, it's quite a remarkable thing. Corporate chieftains with products to sell usually have layers of lawyers and marketing people, not to mention PR firms and advertising between them and the public. Tonight I came across the Fastlane Blog, which will feature top GM execs blowing off steam and flogging products, starting with GM Vice Chairman Bob Lutz:

After years of reading and reacting to the automotive press, I finally get to put the shoe on the other foot. In the age of the Internet, anybody can be a �journalist.� This is the first of many commentaries I will make on this forum, and I�d like to begin with, surprise, some product talk � specifically, Saturn products.

Not a daring debut by any means, but it does impress me that such a behemoth as GM is 'getting it.' The Democrats this past cycle jumped on blogs early, and the Bush campaign wasn't far behind with what turned out to be a pretty effective effort. There is a paradigm shift in communications happening every bit as important as the printing press. I think the debate about whether or not blogs will replace mainstream media and other high falutin' ideas are silly, just as TV didn't kill the radio, video didn't kill the movies, and computers haven't killed books. But things have shifted around a bit to make room for the new media, which is what blogs are.

The silly part of the debate, as usual, is framed in the zero sum argument, as are most silly arguments. It reminds me of the endless complaints about capitalism in general, that if such and such a company introduces a new product it will take away from existing products, and if person A makes this much more, there is that much less for person B. The response in some quarters of the major media to attack bloggers and blogging in general as something less, misses the point that this is something different. Blogging is a classic capitalist endeavor, individuals fighting for 'market share' based on product and service. The 'creative destruction' of capitalism will out the weak links in the major media, and they will have to adapt or die, but as the major media is also part of the capitalist game, the strong will survive, and become better for it.

The internet is in the process also of changing the music business, albeit kicking and screaming, with much blood spilt; but it will happen, and it will be better for it. Speaking of music and the internet, I just popped in that commie Ken Layne's Fought Down cd tonight on the way to my blog posting post at DV II, and it still kicks ass after oft repeated listenings. Use your computer thingy to get over to his site and buy it. Your new internet masters command it. You can also click on the pretty picture on the right side, right here on this here blog.

September 24, 2004

..those pajamas where did you get them?

Iowahawk unravels a mystery in classic noir style:

It was a slow September night in Manhattan. The kind of sweaty summer night where the mean streets of Gotham run wild with the shadowy scum of the Republican National Convention. The kind of night where mysteries are born. The kind of night I live for.

My name is Rather. And Im a dick.

September 19, 2004

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Well, me hearties, lets see what crawled out of the bung hole.

Translation="Look what we're having for dinner."

It's back! Next to Christmas and Halloween, the best Holiday ever [ed-Holiday? sure, why not, I'm not working]. Impress friends and family, even that special someone with one of the top ten pirate pickup lines:

How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

And for the ladies:

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

For further instructions on how to talk like a pirate, go here.

An invaluable tool to help translate election year lingo.

September 14, 2004

The Latest

I am pleased to report that the American Spectator has published a short article of mine here.

I attended a panel at the LA Press Club last week and this is my take on it. You can post comments here if you like.

September 13, 2004

Amateur Hurricane Blogging

Last night I spent way too much time on this site maintained by the National Environmental Satellite, Data, and Information Service. The above link brings you to color satellite pictures of the track of Hurricane Ivan. I decided to compare the images to our two previous Hurricanes, Frances and Charley, and the differences are frightening.

Frances looked up until the last minute to be just a blob that finally formed into a proper hurricane before landfall, while Charley has the appearance of being well formed. Compare those to Ivan on its track across the Caribbean as a fully formed hurricane with a defined eye and thick vapor clouds. If I remember correctly, hurricanes pick up steam when they hit warmer water, and the AP story above is finally making the point that seemed obvious to me last night; Ivan might be headed right into the Gulf, where it's very warm.

Granada has already taken a big hit, and now the Caymans are reporting serious problems. The trackers keep pushing the line westward to now only maybe western hit the tip of Cuba, which would seem to spare an already battered Florida. But this also means that any where from Cancun to Texas to Louisiana to Mississippi and Alabama could be facing a storm with 200 MPH winds and a surge of up to 25 feet.

This track seems to put Ivan's track to the west of Cuba, and landfall on the US at around Pensacola. It also says the sustained winds at that point will be less than they are now. Let's hope.

A Democrat for Bush

Ari makes, to my mind, the soundest argument a rank and file Democrat can make to another rank and file Democrat.

So ~ Im outing myself. Theres an elephant in the room ladies and gentlemen. Im not saying where Ill stand when 2008 arrives {although if Kerry wins my guess is 6 feet south}. But this year? Im voting for the guy that wants to save my life. Not the one who, with the blessing of the U.N., might at some point, be willing to avenge it afterwards.

August 30, 2004

Intercontinental

Interesting. In Japan Today for August 25th, an article datelined Boston reports on the reaction of John Kerry's campaign veterans to that week's Bob Dole remarks. The slant of the article is anti-Dole/Swift-Vets, and a quick perusal of other current headlines doesn't exactly show a pro administration flavor. Nonetheless a debate rages in the comments section between the pro and anti Bush and Kerry folks. Although I can't access all of the comments (only 15 out of 22 on the cached page) Michael Moore and Disney and a whole cast of characters make appearances.

The last comment was written by an otherwise prolific contributor, who was teased by another in the comments section for staying out of this particular fray. Taking the bait he quotes 'Little Saigon Eyes Kerry' at length--and links. I am now officially international.

August 29, 2004

Seen Around Town

I went to a modern dance recital last night, the first one I've ever been to. I've seen the Twyla Tharp thingies fleetingly on the tube, and read reviews of different dance performances, but I've never willingly sat down and subjected myself to a whole, paid performance. I will say that if you're the type that can't stand reading subtitles, think the movie sucks if it don't blowed up, scratch your head if there are no dollar bills hanging off the G-string of a perfectly good looking pole dancer; I don't recommend you risk it. Showgirls it aint.

If however you want to broaden your senses, learn how to not smack people while they show off their 'pluck-bush' T-shirts, and watch people that are trying really hard to surprise you, go ahead. You aren't required to tell your drinking buddies. I can't say it was the most profound thing I've ever seen, but it was certainly entertaining, and you could tell they worked their asses off with the music and choreography. I don't have a frame of reference to compare it to as it was my first show (it might have sucked compared to other performances for all I know), but I thought it was pretty cool.

The rest of yesterday and today was spent doing endless searches to see if anyone was talking about the "article." I found a few.

First off I'll start with some news feeds. I had to go to the cache pages at Google for the first one because the page had already expired and went on to the next day's news.

First up is EIN News, described as "a business information and online news service." You can search different countries and regions; this one is for the Vietnam country headlines. The headline is about two-thirds of the way down the page with the only yellow highlight on the page. [I just went back to check this link before publishing and found it on the sidebar as a 'reader's pick.' I thought it was a permanent cache but it seems to have been adjusted since this morning]

Next up is the Vietnam Country Briefing from the Economist. I subscribed to this rag back in the eighties and could never make it through an entire issue before the next one showed up in the mail. And I tried to make it through. Anyone that does business abroad should have the company pickup the subscription to this dumbfoundingly comprehensive magazine. If it's not here, it's probably expired and you're just have to take my word for it.

US Politics Today describes itself as a 'non-partisan news service for political professionals' and seems to cover headlines by congressional district. I showed up as the top story in Ed Royce's 40th district and Loretta Sanchez's 47th (my own district).

On the California Republic .org portal site I was the "Streetsweeper" opinion pick for Sunday (today).

On Broken Masterpieces I make the August 27th entry.

Not surprisingly, I made and appearance on the Kerry Haters weblog.

Betsy Newmark's Betsy's Page gives me a quick link. Thanks Betsy.

PrestoPundit says, "Pete Peterson reports," and makes my day.

But so far, the coolest entry is on John Tabin's weblog for August 27th. Tabin shares the page with me on the Friday American Spectator for his excellent 'campaign crawlers' section.

That's all I got for the 'Where's Waldo' section for today. Time to get on to the next one.

Update: I couldn't resist and took one last look, I made World Net Daily.

And NewsTrolls.

Super Update: I rock. Ken Layne links "Also, my buddy Pete Peterson has a funny piece in The American Spectator"

August 27, 2004

Update: PR Blitz

It's been a pretty busy day. I spent most of the day emailing and talking to people about the article. I'm still at it, although I'm now sitting in Cafe Di Vang II drinking a strawberry smoothie and using the wireless in the middle of a crowd. The girls, as I just emailed Captain Ed at Captain's Quarters, are politely impressed.

Speaking of which, I've got some notice from my PR blitz today, starting with, of course, Captain Ed. Ed used to live down thisa' ways, and knows the town and the people. He's also blogging the convention and will try to hook up with Van Tran. Tran is the guy in the article. Go read it here.

Pete Peterson writes an excellent article in today's American Spectator on the thriving community of Vietnamese ex-patriates who came to the US on barely sea-worthy boats and built themselves a commercial empire in California's most conservative area. Peterson himself, according to the article, frequents coffee bars in the area. It comes as no surprise to me that Peterson reports that the Vietnamese diaspora in Orange County harbor no love for John Kerry, and not just for his role in ensuring Saigon's collapse

His post on the article is two-thirds as long as the original. Holy cow!

What really blew me away today was that a guy was inspired to write a Shakespeare-like verse. Check this out.

A Faustian Bargain
(for the Swifties, with apologies to them
and to Christopher Marlowe)

Is this the face that launched a thousand boats,
That burned the thatched-roofed huts of Viet Nam?
Shrill Kerry shouted, honor fell away,
His lies sucked forth our souls, see how they died!
Come, Kerry, come, give us our souls again.
We will parade, returned at last from war
When Kerry's tongue repents dishonesty,
Or when this final battle rights the score.

Pretty darn cool. He's Dan and he publishes dislogue, an interesting blog. Needless to say he's all over the Kerry dis'. As in Disrespe...never mind.

I'm no longer surprised at how blatant I am about who I will email to push my stuff. I thought I had some kind of reserve, some element of humbleness about me. Not even close. Not only have I emailed Mark Steyn, Jonah Goldberg and Glenn Reynolds(on his birthday), but Hugh Hewitt, Layne, Welch, Den Beste, Misha, Sullivan, Limbaugh. I keep forgetting to bother Roger Simon. Maybe I'll do that after I post. Unless I forget again. Oh yeah, Best of the Web, but too late.

I've also hit Google a number of times today with different search strings to see if I pop up somewhere. I finally hit on "little saigon kerry spectator," and guess what? I'm number one. Vain, I know, but hey, I'm number one!

Brent from CopTalk emails nice words:

Pete,

I enjoyed the article immensely...blahblahblah....A great article, Peter[sic]! Thanks for bringing it to my attention, and congratulations on it publication!

Brent


I'm not giving the whole thing away. It's private. Go read his blog.

Ed Driscol also gives me a link in the same post that he links to a Fox News report on Little Saigon:

His close association and anti-war activity make him known as Mr. Jane Fonda," said Frank Jao, who fought in the South Vietnamese army against the communist North.

They are quoting the "Donald Trump" of Little Saigon. They could have cleaned up his English a little better, "..make him known...? Jeesh.

Driscol got the link through the Power Line blog folks who were kind enough to respond to my email, and give me a link. Thanks guys!

Now I have to update my links to add some new friends. Thanks to everyone that has encouraged me, especially Jim and Pieter (whose sister is having a show at Highways in Santa Monica that ends its run tomorrow, congrats to Nina). Click over to Pieters blog if you're in town for info.